Eggs In Trouble As Thief Steals 100,000 And Costco Sells Out

This is not what I eggspected. According to Pennsylvania state police, someone recently made off with a partial truckload of premium, top-shelf, organic eggs. The thief absconded with their protein-rich haul in the night, and now appears to be dust in the wind. Live Forever in the Universe of ‘New World: Aeternum’ The fowl play … Read more